What Is An Alabama Hot Pocket? [Mother of Wierd Sex Act?]
Last updated on July 26th, 2022 at 09:04 am
The alabama hot pocket is a savory, deep-fried pocket of dough filled with a spicy mixture of shredded chicken, diced tomatoes, and jalapeño peppers.
It is a popular snack food in the southern United States, and its popularity has spread to other parts of the country as well. The dish is believed to have originated in the city of Birmingham, Alabama!
LOL! I’m just kidding!! Whatever you have read above is not true. Haha! So, what is an alabama hot pockets then!? Let’s find out the actual meaning!
What Is An Alabama Hot Pocket?
Before understanding the meaning of Alabama hotpocket if you don’t like listening to gross things then abort from this page right now or else we are not responsible if you end up vomiting after knowing the meaning.
So with that said, let’s begin. To your surprise, Alabama hot pocket is a sexual term that means having vaginal intercourse after filling the vagina with the partner’s feces. Oh yes! That’s right! How cool is that? LOL
I don’t think anyone ever wanna try this act but if you are those weird couple then below is how to do it.
How To Perform Alabama Hot Pocket Sexual Act?
I don’t suggest anyone to do it but if ever wanted to try out this with your partner then here is how to do it.
First, make sure you and your partner know what you are doing. Now make sure your female partner is in a perfect sexual position so that when you (male) shits into the vagina it doesn’t fall outside of the vagina.
Also when you are pooping make sure you open the lips of her Vagina wide enough so that you don’t miss your target into the hole!
Now once you have pooped enough into her vagina put your dick slowly inside her vagina and start thrusting!
Also, one more thing to note is that you can have Alabama hot pockets only when you know you have enough poop inside you so the timing is also important to do this!
Also, know that your girl will smell like shit after having alabama hot pocket!
Why It Is Known As Alabama Hot Pockets?
Well, actually nobody knows the origin of this hot pocket shit and how or who used it for the first time.
Our best guess is it originated from the fast food known as hot pockets and someone later tried to make a dirty joke out of it and the guys are probably from Alabama.
Is Alabama Hot Pocket A Fetish?
There are various sexual fetishes but I don’t think alabama hot pocket would even qualify to be included in those sexual fetishes because it’s so fucking gross!
Still, if someone does it then it’s definitely because they have a kink for scat or something which is known as scat fetish.
Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket
There is one more term that is closely related to albama hot pocket known as cheesy alabama hot pocket.
Cheesy albama hot pocket has a similar meaning to alabama hotpocket but the only difference is that cheesy hot pocket is done when a girl is having a yeast infection.
Vaginal yeast infection is a common and uncomfortable problem that many women experience at some point in their lives. Symptoms of a vaginal yeast infection include burning, itching, and thick, white discharge.
A yeast infection can be caused by a number of factors, including taking certain medications, pregnancy, hormone changes, or having diabetes.
Note that doing alabama hot pockets might result in some serious diseases because of the inclusion of feces. It can cause infection not only to your female partner but also to you!
Thoughts!
To conclude, alabama hot pocket is just the father/mother of all gross fetishes and one must never try to do this stupid sexual act!
Check this: What Is Soggy Biscuit?
